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16

Gang Member’s Guest Post Pt 2: Sharideth Shares

Let the competition continue!


You will notice that Sharideth already has a one up due to her incredible Unicorn collection. Automatic 2 points in my book.

Rate Sharideth‘s answers on a scale of 1-10.  If people like her answers better than David‘s…then she wins. And who doesn’t like a winner?

(Not sure why this competition is happening? Why not? It’s summer time. Check out Part 1 HERE.)

1. What is your favorite shade of white? (If you don’t know that there are multiple answers to this, then you may not have worn a wedding dress on your big day.)

blinding

2. Do ALL dogs really go to heaven? (We all know where cats go.)

only the not demon possessed ones

3. What is your academic assessment of why I’m single? (In 4 words or less.)

dudes are dumb

4. What is your spouse’s full name and/or social security #?

craig alvin smith 8675309

5. Why did you choose him/her/it?

i panicked and dove

6. Where do babies come from?

spores

7. You’ve been married for _____ months/years. What’s been an unexpected aspect of getting hitched?

18 years.  laughter.  i laugh all the freaking time.  at him.  with him.  in his general vicinity.  that and getting really good at shooting pool.  totally weird.

8. Is there something about marriage that you can say, “I wish I would have known then what I know now?”

don’t buy the Jeep.  other than that?  not really.  i became who i am because of being a part of who he is.  the good, the bad and the truly stupid all plays a role.

9. Some adults with concerned eyebrows might call your writing “colorful” or “odd” or “unladylike.” Well, here’s your chance to show them you are a lady and you love Jesus.  Share a favorite verse and why. (I’m serious.)

the one verse thing is always hard for me.  i’m a context type of girl.  i do love how often God uses the words “fear not.”  He’s really big on that.  we are supposed to be secure in His concern and care for us.  i can’t think of a single aspect of my life where i don’t want that to be true.

9.5. Why would Sharideth/David lose in any competition against you?

because i’m ambidextrous and he barely has opposable thumbs.

The End. 


I will be evaluating Sharideth’s scores against David’s from yesterday. The winner will have full boasting rights.

 

 

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    • G Fresh thinks...

      11. Well it’s one higher than 10, isn’t it?

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    • sharideth smith thinks...

      these answers are full of win. <————– humble

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    • jess thinks...

      lolol! Sharideth/David/Joy you guys are hilarious! Thanks for reminding me how important laughter is – in marriage – in life – it helps to lighten up 🙂

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    • JBen thinks...

      Ooh, now this is tough. I frequent Sharideth’s blog. So I fear damaging that fragile blogger-ationship. That being the case, can I just say her answers get an 11?

      I am looking forward to much laughing in my own impending marriage.

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    • The other Jess thinks...

      She wins by virtue of answers 1-4; 8 and 9 are pretty good, too.

      His answers to 6, 9, & 9.5 made him a strong contender, though.

      She: 6 pts
      He: 3 + 1 (because I REALLY like his answer to #6)= 4 pts

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    • Nate Eaton thinks...

      10, but it’s really 11. “We just took the advice and made 10 louder after all.” -something Nigel Tufnell never said.

      Sharideth for the win.

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    • Ray Hollenbach thinks...

      Even though she got a little too serious on questions 7-9, I vote for Sharideth. Unless she beats me at Words with Friends, in which case I will rescind my vote.

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      • Ricky Anderson thinks...

        She will not beat you in WWF.

        She will murder your soul.

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        • JOY thinks...

          It’s true.

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    • reneamac thinks...

      She had me at context. Sharideth wins. 10.

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    • Mandie thinks...

      8.
      No one got perfect because I’m a meanie.
      Sharideth’s husband has a beard so she wins.

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    • Tor Constantino thinks...

      Unfortunately, David must yield to Sharideth’s figure-four-leg-lock of awesomeness!

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    • tracey thinks...

      I’d give Sheradith a 10 for sure. I love the panicked and dove answer!

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    • Ricky Anderson thinks...

      I’m too lazy to comment on both posts, so this one comment counts twice.

      Trobbins had me laughing hard at question 6, and I loved his one verse answer. Well done, Sir.

      Agent Smith had me laughing at question 5, and I loved her answer to #8. Well done, Sir.

      So now we need a tie-breaker…

      Sharideth has a post about rule #9, which is “never let a girl win”.

      This would force me to choose Trobbins…

      …except she also has an unwritten rule, which is “I will kill you in your sleep and dance on your grave”.

      So, all things being equal, I’m voting for

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    • Jamie thinks...

      10. Although I’m convinced pets may be in heaven, but only outside of my crystal gated community.

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    • David thinks...

      I was entirely unaware that this was a contest. Otherwise, I would have worn my stretchy pants.

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