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Ok, I promise I will only pull that joke once. No, no, I’m not getting married.
I’M HAVING A BABY!
Still not funny?
Well, it just felt kinda liberating to write out those bold statements since 99% of everyone else in my life gets to make them on Facebook every other day. Β But seriously, I’m pumped about this announcement (even the awkward bonus footage that will ensure my singleness for a few more years). In a sense, I do feel like I am giving birth to something and that baby’s name shall be called…
Truly friends, your prayers and support are greatly appreciated and needed.
From my heart that will never, ever know what a dangling participle is,
Joy
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#1. You gave me a heart attack with this.
#2. Dangling participles are AWESOME. and hilarious. Here’s a good example I found online:
” After rotting in the cellar for weeks, my brother brought out some shriveled potatoes.” This sounds like the brother was rotting in the cellar, rather than the potatoes. That, my friend, is prime dangling participle territory π
#3 Yay book!!
#4 Look up beauty and the beat on youtube π Slightly inapprop… but hilarious, like most inapprop things.
Sounds like a fun project. Remember to use your followers to create a book launch team. It will generate some buzz with people talking and blogging about your book right before it releases. Good luck.
And just when I think this post can’t get any better, you start singing Beauty and the Beast. Word.
And congrats! So awesome and can’t wait to read it!
I’m so excited for you, and even more excited for this book to come out. I might not be single, but I can’t wait to buy a copy and I hope you’ll autograph it with a unicorn drawing.
congrats, friend!!!! so excited — for you, for this journey, to read your book!!
and if i didn’t already feel as though you were my kindred spirit, singing beauty & the beast sealed the deal. you’re stuck with me for life now.
Let me start by defibrillating myself. And then say the following. Uniconies, and their close cousins and more mature counter-parts the Unicorns, were, unfortunately, not called back during the casting of Beauty and the Beast. Furthermore, coffee tastes quite eerie when consumed near a cemetery, unless…
…unless you’re riding either a Unicony -or- it’s close cousin and more mature counter-part, the Unicorn, in which case it tastes dreamy, and wards off zombies…but only while on one of the uni-animals. I read it. In a book. That comes out in the future. I have a time machine. It runs on Twinkies, so I haven’t been anywhen in a while.
Future me just tried to stop past me from posting that but missed it by only seconds. Apparently Twinkies stay fresh forever.
So exciting! Congratulations, Joy. I look forward to reading it.
I can’t tell you how much I appreciate a person who looses it from time to time, like you do. Makes me think I’m not alone with all the sillyness that is me. I wish I would meet more people in real life who are like that. So thanks for being the funny and silly and not embarrassed about most things other people would be embarrassed about. Aaaand I am excited for your book!
*tears in my eyes* Oh wow, those tears are tears of laughter that you gave to me. Thank you Joy! My prayers are with you. You rock! *hugs*
Joy! SO EXCITED. BTW Beauty and the Beast is my fav. Disney movie too and he did say that π
Yay! Amazing news! You are quite the woman joy! Can’t wait π
Thanks lady! Also I am speaking in New Jersey in June at the Collyde Conference. I told John that I want to come see you guys in NYC afterwards. But if you want to come to this event, let me know. https://loveandrespectnow.com/speaking/upcoming-events/
Val thinks...
About time!
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